weekend assignment #41

Weekend Assignmet #41: Make a new year's resolution... for your pet. If you have more than one pet, of course, feel free to make resolutions for any or all of them.

Extra Credit: Imagine what your pet would make as a resolution for you.



From the evil dog himself.....

1. If I bark, I promise to make it worthwhile. No more howling at the moon.

2. I promise not to bark at the 7 foot giraffe anymore too.

3. Stop fake limping to get attention, it hurts my hip and those people KNOW I am faking anyway.

4. Resist (notice I said resist) the urge to knock over my food bowl, the food taste exactly the same whether it is in the bowl or on the floor.

5. Respect the dark quiet time as sleeping time and not whinning time. Realize that those people do not go off somewhere to sleep when I am at G-ma Virginia's house.

6. Stopping farting when company comes over....no one else thinks it is funny.

7. Play more.

8. Put up with getting my teeth brushed. YUCK!






Now for the extra credit:

We, the people, hereby promise to stop and buy the good doggy treats everyday before picking up the Good Dog. We will NOT be late picking him up from daycare (read G-ma Virginia's) because dogs hate that. We will not complain when he licks our faces or lays on our pillows. We will not bathe him for the sake of bathing him. Worshiping the evil dog is out of the question, so forget Peanut and quit whinning at me.



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Those were hysterical! My dog, ahem, wasn't nearly as detailed! LOL...now look at that mug, he deserves all the treats he can get! :-)

~JerseyGirl
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Comment from cneinhorn - 1/3/05 8:59 PM



These are great! JAE
Comment from yakima127 - 1/3/05 6:00 PM



THERE..... now I don't feel so bad. When did I start NEEDING responses?
Comment from ckays1967 - 1/3/05 12:30 PM