economy

Woke up to the news that we are in a recession...thought to myself, "Duh!"

Where do these people come from? Where have they been?

Do they have any idea how much it cost to feed a family of eight?

Had a guy ask me if I was Mormon the other day, I just smiled and said no.

Then, this is the best part, had another gentleman explain to me that there is a cure for what I have. He said I should "take the pill and put it between my legs, if I let it drop then I might get another kid but if I don't let the pill drop, then it will mean my legs stayed closed."

I smiled as sweetly as I could (while my kids were running a muck) and said, "Thanks, but I adopted all my kids from abusive situations. I can not have my own children and we did this on purpose."

His jaw hit the floor and I turned and walked away with five of my six kids in tow. He would have died to know I had one more kid who was not with me.