Friday, June 11, 2004

e-mailed to me from a non J-AOL friend. too funny.

"ESTROGEN ISSUES"

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1 Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5 You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker
that says: "How's my driving-call 1-800-"
6 Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting-practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10. Cat's facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN


ckays1967 at 9:56:00 PM PDT Link to this entry

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Oh boy, I see some familiar signs. But could it be all of this is just part of being a woman?

I agree with Number one! Men never had a prayer, lol.
Comment from musenla - 6/29/04 7:49 PM



I totally do NOT understand other women. LOL Perhaps I'm too *unlike* other women. I don't understand cat's facial expressions or the need for same-style shoes in different colors. LoL I hate bean sprouts. But, OK, I get the others. LOL Especially fat clothes and the inaccuracy of every scale on the planet - except the one that shows you at your lowest weight. That one is dead-on! tehehe..

Cute entry! :D


Comment from slowmotionlife - 6/13/04 10:19 AM



I loved both list. Great.

I do understand my cats' facial expressions. No one else seems to understand it, but now I know at least 1 other person does. lol

Kathy
Comment from onestrangecat - 6/12/04 1:48 AM



Amen. I'll have to print this and send to my poor daughter, taking hormones, trying to get pregnant. Thanks I loved it.
Comment from fatcatskinycat - 6/11/04 11:44 PM



I'd say I agree with about all of these... Lisa :-]
Comment from mlraminiak - 6/11/04 11:11 PM



Very cool entry...Ya Ya Sister!
Comment from gbgoglo - 6/11/04 10:05 PM